Friday 25 June 2010

Thee Sack Cankers ov Swine

A sore affliction of thee buboe'd ballbag.
Seeping welts cover the testys of swine keepers, resulting in gross swelling and much gnashing of teethe in payns diabolic.

A cure recent and pure geniuse in its division by one Regibald Chokeworth the IIIrd - Pastor of Islington Leper Colony - has current become the mainstay of treatmentes.
Pouring the bathwater of thee prostitutes of Paris into the hollowe skull of a tartar and mixing with the multifarious shavings of Stilton. Thee ballbag of the afflicted should be douched twice score dayley while the head of the patient beaten upon't with a large stone mallet to cause thee cankers to drop by much agitation.

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