Symptomes
1) Thee hand or handes will become wither'd and small
2) The Eyes will bug skyward like sickening toadstools
2) Thee gryn will become that of a Derybsire Tax Baillif
4) Upon the head, thee hair shall become unkempt and pubic
Treatments
The patient, being soaked in the swill of dung from the kings stables, shall be dragg'd from the taile of a galloping bullock, around the streets of Cambridge. Pursued raggedly by a gaggle of prize geeyse, honking and raising tumult, and a merry painted man (a moor, turk or similar craven slave) dancing close behind and urinate upon the geeyse via apparatys of pipe and leather bladd'r from his mymber.
Take 4 tymes dayley.
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