Symptomes:
1. Faylure to swyme
2. A garglyng sound
3. Uncouth splashyng
4. Red face and hollering
5. Lying on bed of ryver
6. Faylure to paye taxes
Rasone:
The bodye is fyled with demonyc fluides and all aire is pushed out of the mouthe. Deathe resultes from demonyc possession of lunges from swyming in uncleane waters.
Cure:
Remove bodye from water caring not to drown selfe. Urynate over body to drive out the demonyc fluides. Allow to reste untyl twylighte upon whych bury body for three dayes in soile. If cure is victorious then patyente will rise again to take his plaice amongst the live.
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