Symptomes:
1) Aching Face
2) Trembling Vylent
3) Outbuyrst Fylthy Language
4) Takin upon't thee disposition of BELLA EMBERG
Treatments:
Impose upon thee physician to take up cudgels and clubs. Set about thee patient with extreme vylence, beating upon and about thee fayce and neck till - observ the meat of thee patiente is tender and weeps like a broiling hamme.
When deathe is soon upon't patient, cease thy onslaught and booke a short city break to Valencia with "AYLLE INCLUSYVE" ale, blacke bread and ferrye transfer. Dispatch tender and weeping patient to Valencia and hope may they return wyth affliktions past and wounds heayl'd. Otherwys, engage the service of robust and tenaciouse lawyer.
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