Friday 13 January 2012

Proceedyre for exorcism of spirits from ears

Symptomes first:

1. Deafeness
2. Paine in ear
3. Deathe

Proceedyre:

Take one cuppe of miasma from the marshe. Local clergye must be present. Clergye recite Long John's Panacea whilst localle harlot swinges her breastes. Play loude musyk of "Come out ye spirit and fayce thine teat" by John Munne from drum or lyre until ear spirit be fled. Dance a merry jygge till harlot breaste is sore or deathe stop proceedings.

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