Symptomes:
1. Frothe at thee lips
2. Fever
3. Wobblye legge
4. Deathe
Diagnosis:
Examine taste of faeces. Looke for a frothe or foamy taste or a sweet aroma to be sure. Presente faeces to a cat. Thee cat should be attracted to the stoole. Release bloodes of patyente into a squire's hat. If blood is red then madnesse be confirmed. If blood is water then patiente is sufferyng from Weade's Disease.
Treatmente:
Hangyng by neck till madness is vanished or deathe comes. Or immyrse head in boylyng oil for three weeks if rope be scarce.
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