Thee Gussett Of Shrimpe
A terrible maladee, sore and payned in appearances, commone in the young of
coastal towns and fisheries of the savage north (Scotsland).
Thee sufferer is hunched and pink'd and leathery of skin, progressive and
creeping as this canker of the body and mynde. The eyes of the patient become
blacken'd and hard and urged to dine upon the unspeakable silts and muddes of
the river and estuary. In eynde stages - the victim is afeared of sea birds,
coddes and pykes... in fact any pescivorous denizens of the waterways of our
fair isle.
Death follows swiftly, but not without considerable gnashings and
judderings
Treatmente
Rubbe the patient down in a gruel mix't from the outpourings of spanish
cattle and have them sleep upon the steeple poynt of Westminster Abbey.
