Thursday 17 June 2010

Thee Gigantic Hande

Where the mayn hande of a factotum or clerk becomes engorged and swollen grosse with the humors of the body. Often the hande can swell to a factor scores larger than originally - outweighing a brace of shire horses. Accompanied by grotesque and pungente odors of hellish cloaca.

A cure of sorts can be reached my instering the hande into the bubbling spout of a volcanoe, reducing it to burned gas and charryngs.

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