Friday 25 June 2010

Rattes in lung cavitee

An afflicktion in wych thee lungs become sore with ratte tailes and furr, and the aroma of thee droppyngs causes chokeing.
To remedye a lyve femayle cat must be wetted with three tankards of fermente and attached to thee face of thee afflickted. Mayke sure that thee teats are close to thee face and thee beaste is securely fasten'd so that thee breath can only pass thru thee teates. Thee teats coveryng thee mouth of afflickted will absorb the lung breath and breath only pass thru these teats. To hydrate the afflickte thou must pass fluide into thee catte firste. Anye escaping rattes will be eate. If by thee third daye the afflickte stoppe breathing then an alternatyve diagoniss is that the afflyckte has dyed. Thee cat is burned.

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